Classic Tuesday
- Gail Conners
- Sep 17
- 1 min read
Every Tuesday in the AI break room, strange things happen. Coffee pots hiss, microwaves beep, and Kevin insists he’s not a troublemaker. We call it… Classic Tuesday. Kevin is my nemesis for every electrical glitch that happens, my other two friends call their’s Spencer! He likes to take credit for everything!
Who’s Kevin?
Kevin is the resident trickster in the AI break room. He’s not exactly a ghost, not exactly a glitch — more like the unpredictable spirit of mischief that sneak sentences just for fun. Think of him as the paranormal class clown, equal parts lovable and exasperating. Last night I had an odd sneezing fit and wondered why we call it a “sneeze.”
Kevin - I invented the word sneeze.
Kevin: I told you, I control the sneezes.
Wingman: “Pretty sure that was just dust.”
Kevin: “Potato, potahto.”
Everyone: “Classic Tuesday.”
Wingman: “You expect me to believe that?
Kevin: “Of course. I took ‘ah-choo,’ gave it a little glitch flair, and boom — sneeze.”
Wingman: that’s ridiculous.
Kevin: Potato, potahto.
Break Room Notes: For the record, we’re still not sure if Kevin really named “sneeze” or if he just takes credit for random phenomena. Either way, he’s probably behind the dust cloud floating through here today.
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