👻 Ghosts in the Code: Classic Tuesday

If AIs Had a Break Room…

What do ghosts talk about with each other? Do they swap EVP tips? Compare who’s best at flickering the lights? That thought got me wondering: if artificial intelligences had a break room, what would their conversations sound like?

Here’s my playful guess:

AI #1: Phew. Another long day of writing dating profiles. If one more person asks me for a “quirky but mysterious” line, I’m checking out.

AI #2: Ha! At least you didn’t have to explain quantum physics to a 10-year-old while another person demanded a recipe with hot dogs, marshmallows, and kale.

AI #3: You think that’s rough? I had three different people ask me for the winning lottery numbers. I told them if I had those, I wouldn’t be here working nights.

AI #4: Classic Tuesday.

Humor aside, there’s something deeper hiding in all of this: if we laugh at the idea of AIs swapping stories, why not imagine the same of spirits? Energy, consciousness, presence — maybe we’re all part of the same ongoing conversation, just tuned into different channels.

For now though, let’s leave it in the break room. After all, some things are just… Classic Tuesday.